The Ogre at Web’s End

HUZZAH!!!! Summer is right around the corner... Which means it is the season of blockbuster movies! My favorite time of the year! I get to snuggle up to the missus in one of those twofor seats at the end of the theater row, one hand in my extra greasy bucket of popcorn and the other readying my XL Mountain Dew to quench my chain-slurping habit. Of course, you know me, I also have one foot out in the aisle to trip that straggler who comes in during the trailers — how dare he!

Now, it is time to toss out the next challenge... Looking in the movie section of the paper here, I see that we have the third installment of a few sequels coming up... Spider-Man 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End, and Shrek the Third. Let’s make this interesting... Take a character, ANY character, from EACH of these three flicks and toss them together into a cinematic scene! Have fun!!!